I wish I had gotten a better picture because he was marvelous. He had a mullet, mutton chops, a moustache AND white sunglasses. ON THE SUBWAY. Who wears sunglasses on the subway? Apparently this guy.
Aaaaand, this guy:
He also had a very shiny ring on his right hand. It looked like a class ring of some sort. It was gold with a huge blue stone. He also had broccoli face: where it looks like you just walked into a room and smelled broccoli cooking.
This guy looked exactly how I think the main character from The Russian Debutante's Handbook looks…tall, skinny, Russian, Jewish, adorable:
He was carrying his daughter, who was very tired and clinging onto him. This, of course, just added to the adorablity. Adorableness? He had a great goatee. He looked like the kind of guy who was born to have a goatee.
And then there's this guy:
He NEEDS some glasses. His eyeballs were all over the place. I was standing right in front of him and couldn't really tell which way he was looking. He seemed mostly amused with everything going on around him. He must've been on some serious drugs.
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